- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What is worse than torture? Not much.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

feminism

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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