- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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