- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

what is 3+3= 8

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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