What's white and gluey Glue

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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your mom.

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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Charlie Sheen

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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