- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

q ggggggggggggggggg

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

A black man walks out of a police station

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Charlie Sheen is winning

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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