What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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Face...the other white meat!

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Faithful men.

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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