what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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These Jokes suck.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

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Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

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AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

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Anti Joke

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