A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

A man was shot. He died.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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