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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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