Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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your mom.

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meatspin.fr

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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Justin Bieber

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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