- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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