Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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My Nan, that is all.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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your mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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