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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

why was the cat black it was a black cat