- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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