all these jokes are horrible now

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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