why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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Drew Knowles is gay

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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Anti Joke

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