- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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