- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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