What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Corn Muffins

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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