roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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