How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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well use a tissue!

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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