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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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