What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

NASCAR being considered a sport.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

whats brown and sticky? Doody

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Actually it was me Josh brown

Boxing on Boxing Day

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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