- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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