A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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