- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

mmm i love marble bumhole

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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