A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

AIDS

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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