Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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are u black unlucky

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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