- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

your mama's so fat... that's it

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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