- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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