what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

What is black and has no education A tire.

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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