- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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