What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

woman's rights

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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