Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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