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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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