- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

Japan

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Men's rights

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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