- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Whats the defination of cruelty

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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