- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

why dont they make black forks

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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