- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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