"Knock knock" Come in!

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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