- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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