A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

womens rights

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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