- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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