- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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