a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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