- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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