- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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