- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Knock Knock Come in

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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