what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What's the difference between a duck?

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

what do you call a black chef glendon

Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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