What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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Yes

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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a man makes a bad joke

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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