- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

I like school Said no one ever.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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