i wonder who made this website? a human

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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