- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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