- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Hello

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

knock knock Goodbye

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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