I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

Male leadership.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Kameron Brown is gay.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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