Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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