What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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Why did? Yes

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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