- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

if you don't like this you're gay

Barack Obama.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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