Why Did the throw up He was sick

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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