- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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