- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Charlie Sheen is winning

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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