Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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a man was shot.... he died

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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