- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Doors open

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

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