- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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