- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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