whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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