- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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