Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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Women's Rights

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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