- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

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