A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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