- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Potassium? K.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

NEVER

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Justin beiber comment if u get it

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

A van drives into a car.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

How old are you? 7

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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