- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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