- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

A bar walks into a man

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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