What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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mikey is cute

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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this website is a bad joke

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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