Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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I'm rick james bitch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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Anti Joke

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