A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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Dumb

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Male leadership.

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Racial Equality

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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Maths.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

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