- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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