- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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