Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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