What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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A man died.

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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