- Anti Joke

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Obama lin Baden.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans