- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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