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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

your face

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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