- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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