- Anti Joke

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"