- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

white or wheat? wheat please.

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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