- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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