- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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