- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

women's rights

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

homosexual rights to marriage

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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