- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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