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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

your mama's so fat... that's it

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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