If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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