- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Wait! hundred billions!

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

your no better than a cockroach

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Badabing.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

knock knock... ...no answer

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