- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Knock, Knock Who's There

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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