what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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