A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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