- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Poop.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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