- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Where are you going Your house

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Caramel Boing.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

You idiot.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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