what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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Lil Wayne

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Anti Joke

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