- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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