- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

ask me if im a door yes

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

[Set up] [No punch line]

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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