what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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Urban ghettos

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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Dyslexia ruels!

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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bite me

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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