- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Im taking a shit right now.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

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