- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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