- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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