Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What's up? Your time.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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