- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

ever tried african food? they neither

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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