- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

irish man drinking john smiths

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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