- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

can you pass the soap?

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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