Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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