Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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