What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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"Wow, that was so funny i fell off my dinosaur!" Dinosaurs went extinct in the late Cretaceous period, about 65 million years ago. Commonly believed by scientists across the world to have been caused by an ancient meteor that crashed in the current day Yucatán peninsula in Mexico. Also, even if you were around during the Cretaceous period, i assure you that no dinosaur would let you climb on top of it, let alone ride it while you're not highly terrified because of the sheer danger of the experience. Now unless you are 65 million years old, I highly doubt you laughed so hard that you fell off the dinosaur that you supposedly own.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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