- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Gordon Brown smiles.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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