- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

A man walks into a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

G:nock nock B:come in!

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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