Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Sex

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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