What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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guess what what ...

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Hello penis

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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