- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

whats brown and sticky a stick

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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