Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

The Blonde walked into a wall.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Hello penis

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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