- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

Knock Knock? Come in.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

A man walked into a bar owch

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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