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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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