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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

i wonder who made this website? a human

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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