What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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Maths.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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