1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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Brain fart

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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if you don't like this you're gay

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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