- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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