- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ready for something funny? nothing

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Yellow People !!

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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