- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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