Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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