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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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