- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

A gay man watches football.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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