- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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