Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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