womens rights.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

What is 9+10? 19

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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