What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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