in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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