What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Sex

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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