- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What fires shots? A gun

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

The Morman Religion.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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