Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Kyle grund parker coffey

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

You know what's natural? Bears.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Poker? I barely even know her.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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