- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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