- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Gay rights.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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