- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What's blue? The sky.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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