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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

T u r n i p s

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

PENIS

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

matt is fat

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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