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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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