A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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An anti-joke

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Haha, I get it..

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Sarah Palin.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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