- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your big dick.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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