- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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