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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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andrew wagner

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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no rasist joks

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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black people swimming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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