- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

A Chinese man fails a math test

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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