What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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