- Anti Joke

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Christ is a conspiracy

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.