- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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