Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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