- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Are you gay. No. Ok.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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