- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

when debbie meets downer

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

kennah campion... being nice

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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