- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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