- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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