A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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taking out the trash... at night

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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Who is John Galt?

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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