What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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