- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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