you know whats not funny white boards.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Knock knock, COME IN!

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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