- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

Neither have I

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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