- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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