- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Yo Momma So Fat!

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