Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Neither did she.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

I love pissing people off :P

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

I'm going to Re-write History... History

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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