- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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