- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Abortion

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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